I have on my desk, at this precise moment, Sno-Caps, a bag of Swedish Fish, some Lindt truffles and a huge jar of M&Ms. I also have two Cadbury Eggs crammed into the side pocket of my purse. My candy obsession is clearly getting out of control.

Actually, my sugar obsession is getting out of control. I literally never drink water. I don't eat nearly enough fruits or vegetables. I basically live on processed sugar, and it's scary. People often ask me things like, "How do you stay thin when all you consume is Coke and Sugar Babies?!" I never know what to say - except that my "thinness" is up for *serious* debate. 

I guess I'm waiting for some sort of life-threatening health scare to wake me from my sugar coma - kidney stones, diabetes, loss of all my teeth, something. But I'm definitely open for suggestions on how to break the sweet chains that are holding me down before a trip to the ER slaps me awake. So if you've any ideas, send them my way. Unless it involves actually having self-control...