Kids lose out in Land of the Lost
Land
of the Lost is typical Will Ferrell. This statement alone will cause
some to flock to the theater and others to opt out of this latest
comedy-adventure which is based, though rather loosely, on the Saturday
morning TV show of the same name. Sad part is that the only people
losing out are the kids.
Parents
who may have wanted to share a part of their childhood nostalgia with
their preteens will not have the option with this crude laden
adaptation. Cha-ka and the sleestacks will have to be shared in other
ways. And to be honest, though I am not surprised, I am a little
disappointed in producers Sid and Marty Krofft. They should have at
least tried to make something fun and kid friendly. It isn't an
impossible task. You just have to try.
Down and out scientist
Dr. Rick Marshall (Will Ferrell) is encouraged to give his time travel
gizmo one more shot by fellow colleague Holly Cantrell (Anna Friel).
This causes them, along with theme park tour guide Will Stanton (Danny
McBride) to be sucked down a waterfall into the land of the lost. There
they befriend an exiled primate named Cha-ka (Jorma Taccone) and do
battle against dinosaurs, giant bugs and those walking zombie
sleestacks. The purpose is to retrieve the time travel apparatus and
return to earth before the head sleestacks finds it and invades the
planet.
I will not say I didn't laugh a few times during the
film but I also didn't pay to see it. So the couple of laughs were a
bonus. If you are paying 8 bucks a pop for a movie ticket then that
equates to about $2.50 per laugh. In these economic times that just
isn't a good return on the investment. Plus it is the same Will Ferrell
that you have seen time and time again. He brings nothing new to the
table. Add that to the unnecessary b*** jokes that we all out grew
(except Hollywood writers) when we were 14 then you end up with a plot
that is based on popularity but brings little substance.
Again
I emphasize that it is the younger viewers that miss out. I can see
where Cha-ka and the dinosaur could have been pretty funny to the 10
and up crowd if written correctly. The relationship between Ferrell and
Cha-ka made for a foundation of fun antagonistic moments. But to have
Ferrell cursing at him constantly alienates a huge crowd. Now the
argument would be that they wanted to make a more adult comedy. If that
is the case then write something clever and not just one b*** joke
after another.
Land of the Lost is rated PG-13 for crude and
sexual content, and for language including a drug reference. That would
be forgivable if it was limited to one or two scenes. But it is ongoing
for the entire 93 minutes. The film ends up appealing to boys 13-14
years old. Anyone older should find it stupid and anyone younger should
not see it. I give it 2 out of 5 Cha-Ka cons. They say that dinosaurs
have a brain the size of a walnut but I am beginning to think it is the
Hollywood writers who fit that bill. So says Matt Mungle