Well, as fun as it would be to really do a new years resolution type of post... well, this one is a resolution.

I will go to Northern Kentucky University for the sole purpose of their mascot: The Norse. It is a Viking helmet with horns on it - what could be better? Nothing.

-Marcus Out-

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I forgot how good the burgers at Jake's on Skillman are. And the deep fried _____ for all the sides... I'm going to be hurting later today.

-Marcus Out-

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My birthday is Wednesday, oh snap!

-Marcus Out-

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Another Florida National Title on the horizon... phooey.

-Marcus Out-

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My prediction:

Glen Coffee runs for 110 yards. John Parker Wilson doesn't throw an interception, Tim Tebow unhinges his lower jaw like a snake and eats somebody in one bite, Alabama wins 24-21

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Pray your kid doesn't look up to the following public figures.

Charles Barkley
Mike Tyson
Sean Avery
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
Greg Maddux (nobody wants to look up to the nerd)

-Marcus Out-

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I have an inkling that this flood of text messaging has a source... I have received about 18 messages thus far. hmmm....

Look out world, Marcus has unlimited text messaging on his cell phone.
Contact me, it will be awesome. 409-781-1593

-627287#688-
-Marcus Out-

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So... much... food... hard.... to... breathe...

-Marcus zzzzzzz....- 

You know what's awesome?

Until the BCS rankings are finalized people will do nothing but complain around the water cooler. Then I get the wonderful feeling of glee knowing, I don't care about the Big 12.

-Marcus Out-