Speak in cliche like a high school football coach for an entire afternoon. When somebody at work asks why you screwed up, explain that you just didn't have a good first half and couldn't get a read on the new quarterback.
If you are asking out a girl, say she has the intangibles that make her an asset to your squad.
Say you gave 110% for everything you did.
Tell people you are taking it one play/game/quarter at a time.
Stay awake at a party until everyone is leaving or passes out, then say "I just had the most points on the board when the clock ran out."
-Marcus Out-
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