For those who don't know, I am going to chow down so hard on food this weekend. I always see big sporting events as an excuse to eat copious amounts of meat/cheese/beef/pork/poultry.

I promise to update on my consumption of mass quantities come Monday. Meanwhile, Larry Fitzgerald, FTW... In the event that this game also goes wrong, I am giving up hope on posting my predictions online. The SEC Championship failed - I predicted a 24-21 Alabama win... Game 5 of the World Series failed... I am running out of options.

Other humorous predictions I have made in the past year include South Garland winning in the first round of the playoffs (didn't happen), Tim Tebow unhinging his jaw like a snake and eating a person (didn't happen).

-Marcus Out-

If life was the way I wanted it, I would be sititng at home tonight, drinking a milk shake while watching Steven Q. Urkel say, "Did I do that?" in his nasal voice.

I miss elementary school.
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I had a dream last night I adopted a cat. I think I'm turning soft.

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 Today I woke up and it was sunny and 24 degrees, so I realized it was time to bundle up to venture into my work place.

I am wearing:

Legs: Thick socks, boots, jockey shorts and jeans.
Torso: Long Johns, whitedress shirt, thick sweater, pea coat, scarf
Head: Baesball Cap

I really need to get the hang of dressing for winter, I would die in another state.

-Marcus Out-

You can tell the weather is going to make for a bad day when the sun is blocked and it is cold and drizzly, but not quite cold enough to sleet or freeze... just cold enough to be miserable.

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I had a dream I was playing on the basketball court in that scene during American History X when Edward Norton tries to gain control of his turf at the beach. It was really unsettling. And then I woke up.

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There are few things that make me feel more like a grown up than that cup of coffee when I come into the office.

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So I went to the podiatrist yesterday to get my heel examined. I am diagnosed with bursitis. While that is all well and good, the drug they prescribed was a "non-steroidal anti-inflammitory" pill.

I am a big fan of prefixes, so 3 different ways to mention something isn't swelling is pretty awesome.

-Marcus Out-

It must be pretty weird to move into the Oval Office and just look around and say "this is all mine."
If I were president, I would rearrange everything just to be a thorn in the Secret Service's side. When they ask why, I would blame it on Feng Shui.

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Today's weather makes me only think of this video. It is a compilation of all the allusions to cold/cool/frozen/ice that Arnold Schwarzenegger makes in "Batman and Robin."

Yes the movie was terrible, but when today's high is 36, what are you gonna do?

-Marcus Out-