Walk around with a video camera taped to your forehead. While the neck strain may start to get at you after a while, the chance to have everything documented and the opportunity to be featured on an MTV pilot is far too much is pass up.

-Marcus Out-

I could kill for some Chex Mix right now.

-Marcus Out-

Apparently his flight schedule didn't allow him to sample some good ole' Texas cooking. Lame.

-Marcus

After spending some time praising his efforts at going beyond the celebrity stature and taking time to be seen in the smaller communities, the Cowboys quarterback broke my heart by pulling out as a celebrity judge for the Taste of Collin County... In the process, I drove around Dallas getting a camera and nearly had an office ID confiscated.

I hope you are happy Tony.

-Marcus Out-

I first had text messaging enabled on my phone Dec. 1, 2008.
Today I received my first nomad text from a wrong number. Oh the fun and intrigue.

Random Texter from Nebraska (Area Code 308): Hi girl this is jj.

Me: Magee? (referencing an old friend from middle school. Maybe he had my number)

Random Texter from Nebraska: Ok so you have at ma gra?

Me: Wrong number dude

Random Texter from Nebraska: Ok thanks.

-Marcus Out-

Director: I don't think I have seen an awards domination like this since Carlos Santana's return to the Grammy's in 2000. Well done Peter Boyle.

Actress: If everyone could read, this would never be a problem.. Then again, her performance topped Titanic

Actor: ARGH!!! All my campaigning for the Mickster didn't pan out. Oh well, what can you do. "You commie, homo-loving sons-oh guns..." What an epic-opening line. 

-Marcus Out-

Rest in peace Paul Newman. You will always be remembered for your abilities as a washed up hockey coach, a salad dressing mogul, political activist and hard-boiled egg eater.

-Marcus Out-

TOO LONG!

I decided for some more fun, I played the Punjabi/Jay-Z remix during the Slumdog Millionaire dance sequence and it nearly worked out perfectly. Moreover, Zac Efron is not that cute. Sorry to all my readers who loved High School Musical.

-Marcus

Bill Maher's jacket probably just made Tim Gunn cringe.

Congrats to the winners of the category... but seriously, Bill's jacket offended me... tremendously.

-Marcus Out-

The guys they have put forth to present the nominees are amazing... I'm not a fan of Kevin Kline, but that still is a tremendous honor to announce Heath Ledger and his posthumous award.

-Marcus Out-