As I watched the morning news to see where all the death and robbing was taking place around this great land of ours, a story came up regarding the closing of various Starbucks around town. I got to thinking,"What is all the hype?"
Is a store that sells unpronounceable named coffee that big of a deal? I have been to one Starbucks and it was to do a bit for a radio station. You know what the bit was? I walked in with a bullhorn and yelled, "YOU CAN DRINK COFFEE AT HOME AND SURF THE INTERNET THERE AS WELL! YOU'RE ALL BEING DUPED!" It didn't go over all that well with the management and the clientele for that matter.
I just don't get it. Its never made sense to me to go sit at a place that serves coffee and surf the Internet. Now, you can make the argument of, "Why would anyone want to go to a bar and drink alcohol and hangout?"
Well, that's a good argument. Lets save it for later.
People go to Starbucks to get a coffee and then bury their face in a book or mercilessly bang away on their laptops. Its a place that anti-social people go to be social, all the while, not speaking to each other or making eye, completely cancelling out their effort to be social!
So what is it that I am missing? Good coffee? It doesn't exist. Iced Coffee? The sight of it makes me want to gag. Indie music? Ehhh.... I'm around music all the time. Fluffy couches? I've got one.
Now am I being cynical a bit? Probably. I don't drink coffee. To me its like putting hot liquid death in my mouth regardless of if its hot or not.
So the point of this rant was to rant about why there needed to be a full fledged news package shot and edited on the fact that nine of the 90 Starbucks in Dallas are closing. Quit being lazy and drive across the street or better yet walk across the street to the other Starbucks in your neighborhood.
Frappolattechinomocha anyone?
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