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Me in My Words: I AM JOHN NEELY BRYAN. I founded this damned city. Named it after a woman of the night I once had the pleasure of hiring, Miss Dallasina McFeatherston. For some reason, the idjits who run this town seem to think I passed on, oh, 130 years ago. I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT, YOU VARMINTS! This is *my* town! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
Interests: Getting drunk, shootin' varmints, women of the night, poor hygiene, picking nits out my hair. AND HATING THOSE CRETINS IN FORT WORTH.
Favorite Sports Teams: F.C. Dallas, of course
Interesting things for other users to know: I AM THE BOSS OF YOU. Ignore my will at your peril. I FOUNDED YOU, you idjits.
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Favorite Web site: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Neely_Bryan
Years in the D-FW area: Forever